Local NuttersEverywhere in the world has its fair share of deranged people. I grew up in Wolverhampton and remember the Polish tramp who lived in a tent on the roundabout. Legend had it that his coat was stuffed with cash. More recently I notice the guy who spends his day pushing a trolley round Camden Sainsburys shouting, "Best of luck!". Constantly. Tell us about your local nutters. Points for details. Extra points for photos.
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rob, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:54)
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DutchThis isn't local, but its a nutter.
We were on a rusty old shuttle bus in an airport in thailand, really cramped! and the seats weer facing inwards. Anyway, this fat, drunk, dutch man got on and started moaning about the war, shouting at people "What zeh heil are you luking azt?!" Then he was just staring at people for a 30seconds straight. When the bus finaly started moving he was all over the place, because he wouldnt sit down, he fell on me, then almost fell on this pregant woman, who stood up furiously and screamed in a spanish accent "you better fucking sit down man or im going to kick the shit out of you!" Everyone on the bus cheered, but he just went cross eyed and started giggling, anyway he kept asking everytime the bus stopped "is zis denmark?!"
"yes! It bloody is!" I went, At which point he shook my hand said "zank you" and fucked off out the bus into the middle of somewhere in Bankok!
(, Tue 21 Sep 2004, 18:16, Reply)
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