Local NuttersEverywhere in the world has its fair share of deranged people. I grew up in Wolverhampton and remember the Polish tramp who lived in a tent on the roundabout. Legend had it that his coat was stuffed with cash. More recently I notice the guy who spends his day pushing a trolley round Camden Sainsburys shouting, "Best of luck!". Constantly. Tell us about your local nutters. Points for details. Extra points for photos.
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rob, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:54)
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Newcastle nut caseThere is a random lad who I always see charging around the city centre - he is as mad as a box of frogs!!!!!!
This guy dresses like every other skateboarding rock fan in Newcastle, and looks like one too! However, the guy can't walk he charges down the street with his face twisted up in a permenant angry expression - head phones blaring out some fuckin nasty death metal while he 'sings' at the top of his voice staring everybody down!!!!
I once had the displeasure to suffer a conversation with this bloke when I was working in the Gadget Shop. He was shouting his way around the shop at 70mph when he suddenly stopped and turned to me saying "Wooh it must be fucking excellent to work here, I'd fukcing love to work here, it'd be fucking great" - I've got news for you crazy rock skater boy... no it SUCKED COCK!
Oh yeah there is a giant heshe that wanders around as well - he looks like a fucking rugby player but wears a skirt!!!
(, Wed 22 Sep 2004, 14:49, Reply)
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