Local NuttersEverywhere in the world has its fair share of deranged people. I grew up in Wolverhampton and remember the Polish tramp who lived in a tent on the roundabout. Legend had it that his coat was stuffed with cash. More recently I notice the guy who spends his day pushing a trolley round Camden Sainsburys shouting, "Best of luck!". Constantly. Tell us about your local nutters. Points for details. Extra points for photos.
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rob, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:54)
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My Neighbourhoodthere are a lot of freaks in my neighbourhood, me included, but this guy is by far the worst...
The guy two doors down from me is a nutter.
He sits at his window with a guitar and chaps the window at passing school kids (primary school kids) while never blinking.
One day he invited my incredibly camp neighbour over for dinner, with his boyfriend, they were all happy clappy nicey nice at dinner when the next day while walking along the street they met again, whereupon said crazy smashed a full glass bottle of irn bru over said camp guy's head shouting "Fucking poofter" at him.
I speak to the neighbour some time later and I am disturbed to find out they can hear some kind of scraping noise in their room.
We find nutterman a few months later being arrested having had his house raided. and we sepak to the neighbour again.
Aparently the police found he was digging a hole with a spoon through his fireplace INTO THEIR BEDROOM.
The house lies empty to this day, i think no-one wants to pay to repair the fireplace.
(, Wed 22 Sep 2004, 23:09, Reply)
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