Cat food is rubbish
So, I get home from work last night and open the door to the usual scene...dead fish/bird/mouse on the mat and two cats running towards me so that I can tell them how clever they are and so they can scream at me until I feed them.
Into the kitchen I go and open the sachets of cat food and proceed to empty them not into the cats bowls, no, but straight into the bin.
My mistake was only clear to me when both cats suddenly stopped screaming at me and just stared silently up at me, with a look in their eyes that made me feel pathetic, humiliated and stupid.
(twistypie, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:08, 2 replies)

that'll teach the cunts
cats can fuck off
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:14, closed)

'pathetic, humiliated and stupid'
That's how cats like you feeling.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:02, closed)