I'm fairly sure
I never had it.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 17:01, 5 replies)

I've just realised, after all these years
that your name could be Ape Love Rage, instead of the more whimsical Ape Loverage I assumed before. Now I can't decide if you're a violent chimp-rapist or not. Can you enlighten?
( pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 10:43, closed)

It's
Ape Love Rage.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 4:05, closed)

Now I've got it stuck in my head
to the tune of "Girls on film" by Duran Duran.
( pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 16:50, closed)

hopefully with a filmclip featuring
naked gorillas?
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 17:58, closed)

Ha! Excellent idea
However, I won't be posting any clever links here because I really don't want anyone else to suffer the same voyage through YouTube's admirable but terrifying cache of ape porn clips that I only just escaped.

Damn you ApeLoveRage. I will probably never sleep naked again.
( pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 0:28, closed)