I could easily blame it on lack of sleep
being as how I'd been awake for 26 hours at the time, but recently a woman made a purchase worth £3.20 and handed over four quid. I took the money, cool as you like, shut the till and, after an awkward few seconds of her standing there, asked her if she needed anything else.

I saw it as one stupid mistake in a day full of mundane transactions, but I couldn't get it out of my head that she must have left realising thinking I was the thickest twat who ever belmed his way through a job interview.
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 2:17, 4 replies)

no that honour goes to your supervisor

( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 10:53, closed)

I have done this to people
and have had people do it to me. It happens, I wouldn't worry about it!
(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 11:08, closed)

look, if you don't like it, you should have tried harder at school.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 12:03, closed)

Yeah, Stap, fuck sake.
You'll never get into university at this rate.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 12:37, closed)