It would mean that she's drunk, fat and unemployable

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:50, 1 reply)

And incomprehensible.
Or is that just Glaswegian?
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:25, closed)

As it happens, she just quoted Stewart Lee back at me
as there are, of course, no Scottish women
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:25, closed)

It's true you don't see many Scottish women. And in fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance, that they are often mistaken for Scottish men.
_{(sotto voce) It's the beards.}
And this in turn has given rise to the belief that there are no Scottish women, and that Scots just spring out of holes in the ground!
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:00, closed)

Hitchhiker's Guide?

(Stiltzkin, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 11:14, closed)