Losing itBluehamster tells us: "This morning I found myself filling my mug not a teabag, but with Shreddies." Tell us of the times when you've convinced yourself that you're losing your marbles.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:59)
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The technical termfor that, my friend, is a 'phantom'.
The poo which exits so cleanly that you can get up and walk away without wiping is a 'no wipe bounty' but here's the catch; you cannot wipe to check. Like Schrodinger's cat, the phenomenon must not be observed or there is quantum collapse or something and it doesn't count.
There is also a 'glider' where the tip of the poo enters the water before anal detachment thus being silent. This is difficult to achieve in Australasia or GB but facile in the US so does not count there.
To my knowledge there has been no documented 'phantom- glider-no wipe bounty' trifecta and this remains the faecal holy grail.
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