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This is a question Why I Love/Hate Britain

This week's been all about the Daily Mail and why people love or hate their country. Tell us one thing you hate about Britain, and one thing about why you love it.

This shouldn't be an excuse for RACISTLOLS, or long lists of things you dislike. Be intelligent, be funny, and be interesting

(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 13:55)
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I love
the sound of children with delightful local accents calling out with glee as they kick a football around the streets on a gentle summer's evening, just late enough that soon their mothers will call them in for a tea of toad in the hole and bread and butter pudding. I hear their joyful noises over the top of the stirring final strains of one of Elgar's Pomp and Circumstance Marches, whilst I stand by the mantelpiece in my Old English cottage, bent almost double, wanking like a gibbon over a photo of Kate Middleton.

Meanwhile I dislike all the jingoism and pointless nostalgia.
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 16:10, 2 replies)
I too love the sound of children running and screaming
I mean, they don't know I'm using blanks, do they?

(c) Emo Philips, 1994
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 16:18, closed)
Gibbons are people too, man.
They might not like Kate Middleton.
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 16:37, closed)

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