I suppose the thing that I like most is
When you're driving your ten-year-old cousin at 140mph and get done by the cops, if they call you a nonce you can punch them in the face and the CPS will drop all charges if you've recorded it on your mobile 'phone.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:44, 10 replies)

arf
batum tish
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:49, closed)

FOIDNH

( Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:54, closed)

^This to get 500 replies by Thursday.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:57, closed)

I think
we have a new Honda Accord with supermodels.
(dchurch bah, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:59, closed)

I was in the bath, busting for a piss with an erection. Long story short, I accidentally pissed in my own mouth
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:03, closed)

006
LOVE REPLYB0T V1.0
(spanishfly 2, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:04, closed)

007
LOVE REPLYB0T V1.0
(spanishfly 2, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:14, closed)

YOU STOLE MY IDEA
Nice work
(AWESOMEB0T meddling prick, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:48, closed)

Yes!

( Ken Oath, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:15, closed)

A nonce-punch is a valid defence to any criminal proceedings.

( Muns, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 15:08, closed)