Have a pea:
On the last 'bus home out of town in Somerset one Saturday night, a group of lads at the back were being drunken, loud, but friendly - absolutely no malice at all.

Every single female that got on got a HUGE cheer from these lads.

A little old lady in her 70s got on - cue the HUGE cheers.

She paid for her ticket, turned to them with a wink and a smile, and pulled her skirt up a little exposing her knee, and pouted.

Cue HUGE cheers, wolf whistles, "Cor!" etc, but nothing filthy or dirty. Just good, clean fun.

Ace.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:20, 5 replies)

I like this story, thanks Vag

(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:30, closed)

^

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:31, closed)

I bet the lucky cow took them all three or four at a time.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 15:29, closed)

One in each hole.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 10:36, closed)

Jealousy isn't good for you.
But don't give up hope.
One day you'll be able to take them three or four at a time too...
( DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 13:47, closed)