Late night smoke
Three or four of us were sitting in an open topped car in a car park somewhere around Box Hill. We had smoked our fill of Thai sticks (remember them?) and were utterly smashed.

A police car drew up alongside us and an officer got out. The conversation went like this: “Evening lads, what are you doing up here?”, “We’re just watching the moon and the stars!” “Yeah it’s really peaceful isn’t it, those clouds are so nice, the shape is just perfect – Oooh look there’s a pixie over there!”

We all looked and the policeman drove off sniggering!!
( Vambo, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 16:18, 2 replies)

Ahh Box Hill
a location for all sorts of youthful mischief!
(Psymon_Spark Jesus Saves! The rest of you take 4d6 damage, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 16:55, closed)

I've used the stargazing line to throw unwary police off the scent
when stoned on a hill at a strange time of night.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 17:13, closed)