As my previous non-story
stated I realise now I was addicted to speed. I must have clean blocked this from my memory but I was traveling abroad by myself with about a hundred quids worth of it shoved up my flange. what was I thinking? And what am I thinking telling you lot?
To cover my tracks I wrapped it in cling film, sprayed it with hideous perfume then wrapped it again, so if there where sniffer dogs they wouldn't smell it. What a tit.

(I suppose it serves me right but I lost it after 2 days in a restaurant toilet)
(Bababoon, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 17:04, 7 replies)

You spent two days in a restaurant toilet?

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 17:22, closed)

My grammatical skills are shit
also, stop being a priss.
(Bababoon, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 17:23, closed)

to be fair to him
that was a pretty funny thing to pick out
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 18:54, closed)

Must've been some shit.

(Vinnie Strokes Got bummed on, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 19:12, closed)

Not as funny to pick out as the perfumed speed...

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 19:22, closed)

If I wanted learnin
i wud go to skool not bthreeta.
(Bababoon, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 21:01, closed)

yep,
I'd really lose it if that happened to me too...
( sanityclause is waiting until, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:53, closed)