So...
I'm doing some temp work in a car showroom and this particular day I'd had to get the bus to work so one of the sales reps offers me a lift home in one of the cars he's test driving after a bit of repair work.

"Bonza" thinks I so I park my butt in the passenger seat.

Next thing I know the sales rep is speeding off, picks up a fairly pretty hitchhiker then rocks up at a corner shop, twats a chav holding the joint up then dives into the back seat with a carrier bag overflowing with cocaine, snorts a pile of it and starts fucking the hitchhiker.

I got out and walked to the nearest bus stop. I start at a VW place next week now.
(Sahara Desert http://www.twitter.com/thesaharadesert for swears, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 18:37, 6 replies)

Hooray! :-D
And then we all went home for jelly and ice cream.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 20:03, closed)

Ooh
Please can it be strawberry jelly?
(Sahara Desert http://www.twitter.com/thesaharadesert for swears, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 20:09, closed)

aw, but i like blackcurrant
it is my birthday party after all :'(
(quibble, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:12, closed)

Cry if you want to

(jellybeanflicker Jesus was Korean, but there he was Cho Sun Wun, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 6:31, closed)

Was the chav Mr T?
and was it a Honda showroom?
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:40, closed)

Gosh
However did you guess?
(Sahara Desert http://www.twitter.com/thesaharadesert for swears, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 21:52, closed)