At first I thought I didn't have any stories
but then I remembered the time I attended a party at my mate's dorm. Let's call him David. I was the unofficial non-stoned, sober person 'cause I'm boring, but I had a lot of fun anyhow just watching everyone make utter and complete asses of themselves. The highlight of the night was when David's dorm-mate pissed on his laptop. (And out the window, trying to hit people walking below. Luckily for them he was so shit-faced he couldn't hit anybody.)

Next morning everyone is slouching around with a massive hangover. David comes over to me whining about how his laptop failed to function today and how he has no idea why. I smirk. I never told him.
(TheWonderfulWombat It came to me in a dream., Fri 17 Sep 2010, 3:51, Reply)