Not massive drugs at all (but ticks the other boxes)
My mate once had half a spliff and then decided to borrow someone's Honda-50 to go get a kebab. He was gone ages, so we went to look for him. We found him on his way back pushing the bike.
"Did it break down? It's a bit unreliable"
"Break down? I couldn't get the fucker started in the first place". So for some reason, rather than walking, he had elected to push the damn thing there and back best part of a mile each way (well he had borrowed it after all).

As an aside, he did have a super model. It was a Fokker triplane that went like fucking stink, until he took it to the park and crashed it into the side of a Triumph Acclaim and thought best to leg it.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:25, Reply)