medicinal herbage
1. breasts make an excellent groove to make a joint in.
2. burning my own chest hair with hot rocks whilst smoking in bed is not a nice smell
3. watching the shining on acid was fun. but still i rememeber the tricycle. the smooth floors were scary. the 70's carpet was a disco funkathon. much less scary. thankfully it was disco stu's everytime i closed my eyes that night and it went on all night.

there was a night in bournemouth where we met a one legged lesbian, who came back to our mates and proceeded to kick off with a massive fight. very odd. never been odder than this. try not to meet new people - they can be weird.
( bazza van der trance , ooh baby baby, baby baby. Get up on this., Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:35, 3 replies)

One legged lesbians kicking off...
...surely they'd just fall over?
( sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:30, closed)

Nah
They use their strap-on to combine pirate mobility with kung fu battering powers, like a sort of Hong Kong Schlong Silver.
( .Yeti., Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:43, closed)

(applause)
Jolly (roger?) well done sir!
( DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:47, closed)