My first jack + jill.
We smoked quite a bit of dope back in the day. Normally at the weekend I would take a wonder round to my mate's who lived down the road from me. We'd have a few joints listen to prog rock and jazz with a few brandies. Sometimes there would be a bit of coke about.

This one particular evening another old friend came down to visit us who also liked his drugs at the time. So the session started but finished short as we run out of dope. So we all decided to head in to the village to try score some weed for the evening. We stepped into a pub that we were regulars from time to time and bumped into another old chum. We went up to him and asked if he had any weed as he was a smoker back then too. He replied excitedly in a loud voice "No, but I got some pills though, only a fiver each!” Well that was it the other guys were game and I wasn't. Always been a bit scared of pills and acid and my mates had done loads in the past. Anyway the boys had bought some E's. They just popped them in the local pub. One of my mates said are you going to do one? I said I'm not sure… never tried one before... and with that he stuck one in my mouth. I thought well fuck it! well that’s that then.

We left that boozer and walked to another livelier one. By this time I started to become really chatty and lively...I was coming up. One of the things I could remember was a girl playing pool with her boyfriend and his mates. She was fit as a fiddle and huge norks and I could not stop starring. I just kept on saying wow look at her tits they are massive, over and over again. I looked over at my mates who were now absolutely bolloxed. One of the guys said you need to shut up about her tits otherwise your going to get your head kicked in. I realised how I must have been acting and started to calm down a bit. Then the calm turned into paranoia. I think we all started to feel uncomfortable in out surroundings so we decided to head on back to my mate’s house where we had started the evening. We were waiting in the cab queue and there was some guys who trying to push in which made me feel quite uneasy I thought if any trouble starts the way I feel I couldn’t fight my way out of a paper bag!

We eventually got back home back to the comfort zone. I remember saying to the guys how the fuck do people go out raving on this stuff? Which they replied yeah they seem to be quite strong these ones. Spent the rest of the evening/early hours guzzling water. Never again!
(Headsbollockskuntz, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:44, Reply)