Not sure why...
But it all seems to have gone Pete Tong for you here, doesn't it?

Pull up a pew, and tell me all about...

Your mother?
(SatchmoR No, mummy, don't put knitting needles in my ears!, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:45, 1 reply)

HIS mother actually.

She stuck her finger up my arse in 1985 and it scarred me for life, hence the drug addiction.
(god_is_a_ghoti Carpe Deum., Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:26, closed)

I knew this qotw was going to be divisive...
And I hate the mob mentality. One critique and suddenly a hoard of sheep with sharp teeth bravely follow.

Ghoti, the truth is that there are things living in your sofa, as with mine. They're called ...Numberjacks - but don't worry they won't hurt you if you don't hurt them.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 17:31, closed)

Its like...
...I smashed up a bunch of furniture...

...but this time will be different...

*SMASH*

Also, are you on couchsurfers.org? If yes, let me know, so I don't sleep on your couch.

I'm just having a poke lad ;)
(lemonadegame, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 4:51, closed)