Ground to a halt
When I was but a teenager, I had a pet tortoise (which for some reason I called 'Neville'). One afternoon, I found it in the middle of the lawn doing not much at all. I wondered if it had actually gone into hibernation, but that couldn't be right as it was July. I then thought that it might have died. I picked it up and looked closely, but I noticed that one of its feet was moving ever so slightly, so I took it inside and put it in a box with some food.

Later that day, my brother came in from the garden holding a plantpot with a scraggly bit of stalk in it. It turns out that Neville had been munching on his little cannabis plant. My dad thought it was hilarious and Neville barely moved for almost 24 hours.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:39, 1 reply)

He was completely tortoised
It is now.
(spaffwrap indulged his power socket fetish on, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 3:12, closed)