I had a soft spot for Poppers during my 'experimental' days...
and generally carried a bottle of Liquid Gold or TNT in the breast pocket of the LumberJack shirt that was like my second skin (I even slept in it).

Anyway, one weekend, I went to the Bulldog Bash (an all weekend biker do) with a bunch of mates. Right after arriving I started getting that horrible post-Amyl Nitrate pounding headache. Normally the headache goes within a mintue or two, but I had it all weekend and as a result I didn't really enjoy myself and stayed off the drink and loldrugs on offer. In fact the whole weekend was a bit of a downer. :(

On Sunday afernoon as I packed up my tent to go home, I started to feel a bit better. Fumbling in my top pocket for a hit of Amyl to celebrate, I found the brand new bottle I'd put in there on Friday was now empty due to having a cracked lid. The bloody thing had been seeping into my shirt all weekend I and I'd been wandering around in a permenant cloud of Amyl vapour, its a wonder my fookin' heart didn't explode.
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 19:14, 1 reply)

That's what you get for not changing your shirt all weekend
(Clerk T Hazarde are all the wine, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 21:07, closed)