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Tell us your pharmaceutically-influenced anecdotes, legal or otherwise. We promise not to dob you in to The Man.

Thanks to sanityclause for the suggestion

(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:30)
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Daz
This is more of a precautionary tale for the kids.

Around 10 years ago I ate so many magic mushrooms one night that I thought the 1 kilo tub of Daz washing powder on a shelf in the kitchen was in fact God. I sat and stared in awe at this tub for an entire night, convinced that all the light in the universe was emanating from it. Whenever anyone asked my what I was doing I could only get as far as "it's Go..." before an uncontrollable fit of giggles kicked in. Later, when I tried to explain what I'd experienced, I still couldn't. I would just dissolve into hysterical laughter.

This is a precautionary tale because for years afterwards I couldn't even think about or even say the words "washing" and "powder" in the same sentence without dissolving into a fit of giggles. I couldn't even look at washing powder in the supermarket without behaving like a psychiatric patient on day release.

My girlfriend of the time had to do all our washing.

It's now 10 years since God gate and I'm more or less recovered but I can't help grinning manically as I'm typing this. I think I may have broken a bit of my brain.
(, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 14:20, 5 replies)
I know what you mean about remembering drug-induced hilarity
when I was at yoonee we tried salvia divinorum in a bong. Cue 15 minutes of strong hallucinations while giggling in the car park of our halls of residence.

I was trying to point out on the row of multicoloured recycling bins that one of the labels was at a 45' angle and I was in hysterics.
Proper rolling on the floor, stomach cramping, snot dripping laugter.

I am still smiling now, thinking about the wonky sticker and I am grinnling like a cheshire cat, we must have broken one part of our brains.
Maybe when we think of roast dinners we drool, we think of drug induced memories and smile? haha
(, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 15:18, closed)
mmm
Mine manifested itself more like some kind of psychotic twitch though. Drugs really are bad.
(, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 15:32, closed)
I too suffer from this
Mushrooms and a cadbury ad.

Still giggle like a loon hearing the song" Wouldnt it be nice if the world was cadburys..." Damn winking shark
(, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 5:19, closed)
Oh, "my girlfriend had to do all our washing?"
You cunning bastard!
(, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 12:07, closed)
haha yeah
She also had to clean the toilet for other equally psychosomatic reasons. That's a story for another day.
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:05, closed)

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