Shiting hell.
That is one of the worst things I've ever heard. Well done for cleaning up and losing that appalling rapist.
He must have been gutted. You were probably the perfect girlfriend for a snivelling manchild with balls full of water like that (I am speculating wildly on his personality other than 'irritating' and 'annoying', but I don't expect he'll sue or anything).

Anyway, I click thee. Now get on with the kitten stories plz.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 17:30, 2 replies)

I once had a kitten.
It turned into a cat. That is why I now have dogs.
(TheSnark oh, c'mon, like you didn't see me coming, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 19:23, closed)

Dogs are shit - fuck off dogs

(TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:57, closed)

Oi!
You can't hide behind a new username. I know who you are.

You're a friend with bad taste in pets.
(TheSnark oh, c'mon, like you didn't see me coming, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 19:22, closed)

Also.
The story wasn't meant to be tragic; I was no more taken advantage of than your average orange WAG.
(TheSnark oh, c'mon, like you didn't see me coming, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 19:24, closed)

Grumble grumble grumble.
You're very equanimical about it. It punctures my moral outrage.

Also, click for 'it turned into a cat. That is why I now have dogs.'
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:55, closed)