Yeah, your mum's a biological imperative to aid procreation and the subsequent rearing of children.
Err, no, wait... I think I might be doing this wrong...
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:27, 1 reply)

You know, me and a mate spar well together like this, and once down the pub had quite an audience of mates as we laid into each other.
I totally won the exchange - put him down precisely - I fancy surgically - to good laughter, and his response was, "Yeah, well ... er ... I FUCKED YOUR MUM!"

Which completely brought the house down.

To this day no one - including me - has any idea of what my original, brilliant put-down was.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 14:39, closed)

Hahaha!
An argument you can't win with a mum joke is an argument not worth having :-)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 20:24, closed)