you were drinking with rugby players
Perhaps it was the MASSIVE BOOZE they were spiking your ribena with all through the night that made you feel shit?
(mersault, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 9:18, 1 reply)

very possibly.
on a related note, I was doing some medic training and we had a session on catheters, and particularly the suprapubic catheter, where you basically whack a large bore cannula straight into the bladder through the abdomen.

Anyway,apparently it is quite common for big fat rugby players to drink 12 pints and pass out (who knew), only for their learned bladder control to stay active while unconscious. This can lead to the bladder expanding so much that it kinks the urethra so nothing can come out.

When the urine starts backing up to the kidneys, something VERY primal goes off in the brain saying GET UP NOW YOU ARE GOING TO DIE sort of thing.This results in complete panic and sometimes major damage/death if the bladder can't be emptied the normal way.

so.... one day this big lump of a prop forward rocks up in A&E, visibly shaken and in great distress, with a clearly swollen bladder poking out of his belly. Recognising the seriousness of the situation, the doc goes swooping over with a cannuala like a bic biro and whacks it in his guts, resulting in a 15 foot golden arc of beery piss shooting across the room for about three minutes until they could get something to catch it in.

Apparently the bloke stood there going 'aaaaaahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh' having quite frankly the best piss of his entire life for about five minutes.

And weirdly enough, I'm secretly quite jealous...
(pounana Slept well, and dreamed of large women, on, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 9:30, closed)

"And weirdly enough, I'm secretly quite jealous..." Hahahahahahaha
*fwaps*
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:33, closed)

BIg fat rugby players?
We prefer 'big boned' or 'chubby funsters', I'll thank you to remember. And I think you'll find the preferred option for drunk, unconscious rugbyists, is to swamp. Works for me every time.
(Tighthead, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:09, closed)