
When my g/f first met my parents for lunch, my Dad leant over and ate food off her plate. My mother was mortified, I was a bit confused, she thought it was wonderfull and that she'd been accepted.
We at B3ta are sure you've had worse than this though... tell us all about it.
( , Thu 19 May 2005, 13:27)
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...had already met my parents, and so was to be introduced to my gran. Gentile conversation ensued, until Gran says:
"I had a lovely tit in my bush yesterday"
*cue puce-faced subdued giggling*
Gran doesn't quite get the joke, carries on
"Yes, it was after my nuts"
*roar and roll on floor*
Non sequitur, anyone?
( , Thu 19 May 2005, 16:05, Reply)
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