When I met the parentsWhen my g/f first met my parents for lunch, my Dad leant over and ate food off her plate. My mother was mortified, I was a bit confused, she thought it was wonderfull and that she'd been accepted.
We at B3ta are sure you've had worse than this though... tell us all about it.
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chthonic, Thu 19 May 2005, 13:27)
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I used to date a single mother andwhen we first started dating, she was stuck living at home with her parents and little brother.
We used to do the happy families bit in the living room (with me rigid like a statue) until the baby went to sleep and then me and said missus would "retire" to the conservatory for some peace and privacy. The conservatory was directly attached to the living room, but there were curtains drawn across the door for privacy.
One night, me and the missus are in the conservatory and the family are in the living room watching a film. We had turned out the lights for some extra privacy (and probably so she didn't have to look at my ugly mush) and started getting amorous. Very amorous. Lots of mutual groping of netheregions.
The next day, her parents thought it'd be a good time to mention that when the lights are out in the conservatory, the curtains become transparent and they could see everything.
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 19 May 2005, 16:26,
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