When I met the parentsWhen my g/f first met my parents for lunch, my Dad leant over and ate food off her plate. My mother was mortified, I was a bit confused, she thought it was wonderfull and that she'd been accepted.
We at B3ta are sure you've had worse than this though... tell us all about it.
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chthonic, Thu 19 May 2005, 13:27)
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Lawnmower ManMy 1st proper gf - when I was about 16, and I'd just walked her home from a date. It was a beautiful, mild summer night, about 11:00pm, after a stinkin' hot and humid day.
We were having a bit of a kiss and a cuddle on her (parents')front porch. Suddenly the porch light comes on, the garage door opens - rollrollrollyCLANG - and with a sputtersputterfart-roar the LAWNMOWER is started! Seems her dad (a lanky and highly eccentric Australian statistics professor from the local university)thought that 11:00 at night was a good time to cut the grass - and, possibly, maybe, hmmmm - keep an eye on me and scare me home. Worked. With the lights starting to come on and doors opening in neighbouring homes, I politely shook my gf's hand and toddled off home, my aching lover's nuts throbbing audibly all the way back.
(, Thu 19 May 2005, 17:21, Reply)
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