When I met the parents
When my g/f first met my parents for lunch, my Dad leant over and ate food off her plate. My mother was mortified, I was a bit confused, she thought it was wonderfull and that she'd been accepted.
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( , Thu 19 May 2005, 13:27)
When my g/f first met my parents for lunch, my Dad leant over and ate food off her plate. My mother was mortified, I was a bit confused, she thought it was wonderfull and that she'd been accepted.
We at B3ta are sure you've had worse than this though... tell us all about it.
( , Thu 19 May 2005, 13:27)
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Not strictly meeting the parents, but close
Also, not really girlfriend, but hey.
Drove up to Nottingham with few mates to go clubbing and get over evil ex. Ended up getting friendly with friend of friend post club and in car on way home. No penetration mind, just a little frottage (look it up).
She asked for my number and I was a bit dubious as she seemed a bit immature for a 21 year old, me being about 22 at the time. Fobbed her off by saying her mate had it.
I was in a shop the next day and ran into a bloke I knew. Usual "how are things" conversation. He's a bit upset as his daughter was out all night when she should have been revising for her Year 10? exams (4th year for old gits like me).
Do I need to continue. OK, for the record said daughter appeared and was introduced. Oh lordy yes, she may have accidentally added 7 years to her age when I asked.
Luckily everyone saw the funny side and her dad didn't have me arrested or put out a contract on me, although he never spoke to me again. It took several years for the pisstaking to subside.
( , Thu 19 May 2005, 17:46, Reply)
Also, not really girlfriend, but hey.
Drove up to Nottingham with few mates to go clubbing and get over evil ex. Ended up getting friendly with friend of friend post club and in car on way home. No penetration mind, just a little frottage (look it up).
She asked for my number and I was a bit dubious as she seemed a bit immature for a 21 year old, me being about 22 at the time. Fobbed her off by saying her mate had it.
I was in a shop the next day and ran into a bloke I knew. Usual "how are things" conversation. He's a bit upset as his daughter was out all night when she should have been revising for her Year 10? exams (4th year for old gits like me).
Do I need to continue. OK, for the record said daughter appeared and was introduced. Oh lordy yes, she may have accidentally added 7 years to her age when I asked.
Luckily everyone saw the funny side and her dad didn't have me arrested or put out a contract on me, although he never spoke to me again. It took several years for the pisstaking to subside.
( , Thu 19 May 2005, 17:46, Reply)
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