When I met the parentsWhen my g/f first met my parents for lunch, my Dad leant over and ate food off her plate. My mother was mortified, I was a bit confused, she thought it was wonderfull and that she'd been accepted.
We at B3ta are sure you've had worse than this though... tell us all about it.
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chthonic, Thu 19 May 2005, 13:27)
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Ultimate NightmareImagine this - you meet a good looking, well proportioned girl in a well known (think MOSS but shorter) club. You and girl leave club very drunk. You go back to what you think is her flat and drink more. Girl gets frisky and starts nodding dog routine on your naughty bits. You and girl get totally naked. Girls parents walk into room. Girls father goes balistic, mother starts crying. Father phones police, grabs you round the neck. Mother shouts at girl that she'd ruined her weekend. Between blows to the body from father you ascertain that girl is not old enough to be in club and only 1 day old enough for nooky, the flat is not theirs but a friends they've borrowed while in London. Police arrive. Father and you taken into custody for assault.
Now is that the way to meet the parents or what?
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The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Fri 20 May 2005, 11:01,
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