When I met the parentsWhen my g/f first met my parents for lunch, my Dad leant over and ate food off her plate. My mother was mortified, I was a bit confused, she thought it was wonderfull and that she'd been accepted.
We at B3ta are sure you've had worse than this though... tell us all about it.
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chthonic, Thu 19 May 2005, 13:27)
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Manustupration - it never gets oldI once got sprung using water from our bathtaps for nefarious purposes by my mother, who clipped me around the earhole and hissed "If you MUST masturbate, at LEAST use your FINGERS". My parents are now honour-bound to tell every man I ever go out with about this incident. That and the one where I got blind drunk and sailed into the house without actually supporting my own weight, banging on about four windows before finding an open door to get in.
Well, that's MY excuse for having been single for five years, what's yours?
(, Fri 20 May 2005, 13:55, Reply)
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