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When my g/f first met my parents for lunch, my Dad leant over and ate food off her plate. My mother was mortified, I was a bit confused, she thought it was wonderfull and that she'd been accepted.

We at B3ta are sure you've had worse than this though... tell us all about it.

(, Thu 19 May 2005, 13:27)
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meet the landlord

A slightly deviation here (from the question and for at least one of the characters) but my story involves meeting the landlord.

Going home drunk with a new girlfriend (horsey Sevenoaks set) I left her in her bedroom while I popped down the corridor to use the toilet.

On return I opened the door of her now darkened room, tiptoed across the carpet and slipped into her bed. It was only when I draped a seductive arm across her broad, hairy shoulders that I realised my fatal error. A voice that could only have belonged to Mr Humphries from Are You Being Served whispered "I can't be completely sure, sweetheart, but i think you might have the wrong room!".
"Jesus!" I said, "I'm so sorry.."
"Don't worry about it darling" he replied, "you're the third one this month".
(, Fri 20 May 2005, 14:06, closed)

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