When I met the parents
When my g/f first met my parents for lunch, my Dad leant over and ate food off her plate. My mother was mortified, I was a bit confused, she thought it was wonderfull and that she'd been accepted.
We at B3ta are sure you've had worse than this though... tell us all about it.
( , Thu 19 May 2005, 13:27)
When my g/f first met my parents for lunch, my Dad leant over and ate food off her plate. My mother was mortified, I was a bit confused, she thought it was wonderfull and that she'd been accepted.
We at B3ta are sure you've had worse than this though... tell us all about it.
( , Thu 19 May 2005, 13:27)
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Worst prospective dad
A friend of a friend met a nice posh new lady, and was invited round to the estate for a weekend to meet the parents. The parents were having a garden party- the mother was there but the father was away on business and was due to arrive the next day.
The friend, in need of water early the next morning, found his way down to the kitchen, there to be confronted by none other than BRIAN BLESSED who stopped, stared, and boomed 'ARE YOU THE YOUNG MAN WHO'S SHAGGING MY DAUGHTER?!'
Enough to drive any young man to paranoid celibacy.
(apparently he was quite a nice chap once he stopped trying to act like Brian Blessed)
( , Fri 20 May 2005, 14:20, Reply)
A friend of a friend met a nice posh new lady, and was invited round to the estate for a weekend to meet the parents. The parents were having a garden party- the mother was there but the father was away on business and was due to arrive the next day.
The friend, in need of water early the next morning, found his way down to the kitchen, there to be confronted by none other than BRIAN BLESSED who stopped, stared, and boomed 'ARE YOU THE YOUNG MAN WHO'S SHAGGING MY DAUGHTER?!'
Enough to drive any young man to paranoid celibacy.
(apparently he was quite a nice chap once he stopped trying to act like Brian Blessed)
( , Fri 20 May 2005, 14:20, Reply)
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