When I met the parentsWhen my g/f first met my parents for lunch, my Dad leant over and ate food off her plate. My mother was mortified, I was a bit confused, she thought it was wonderfull and that she'd been accepted.
We at B3ta are sure you've had worse than this though... tell us all about it.
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chthonic, Thu 19 May 2005, 13:27)
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My penis...My girlfriends dad walked into her bedroom unanounced and to his utter horror he found his little darling with my penis in her mouth.
He then proceeded to phone my house and explained in great detail what he had found.
I thanked him, hung up, drove around there and retrieved my penis.
The worst part was when I knocked at the door and greeted him with "Hello sir, your daughter tells me you are an abject cunt" - but due to a translation mix up it transpires that I had actually said "Hello sir, your daughter telled me you are an abject cunt".
I'll never live that faux-pas down.
That was the only time I met him and I never saw her again either. I'm just glad she didn't swallow, but we did laugh about it later.
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