When I met the parentsWhen my g/f first met my parents for lunch, my Dad leant over and ate food off her plate. My mother was mortified, I was a bit confused, she thought it was wonderfull and that she'd been accepted.
We at B3ta are sure you've had worse than this though... tell us all about it.
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chthonic, Thu 19 May 2005, 13:27)
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Meeting my first boyfriendwho i met on the internet.. hehe. (I was still closeted okay?! Hard to meet other woofters when you instinctively deny everything and claim you didn't even know there was a colour called pink)
Anyway! I travel an unnecessarily long distance down South and meet him. We go back to his, and his parents are there and have cooked a delightful meal.
Upon entering his gate and ready to meet them, my BF turns round and says "oh yeah, i havent told em you're from Leeds.. they think I met you at uni in Derby, okay?" "but.." "It'll be fine!"
Cue a meal where I am sat down, and conversation such as this ensues:
Dad: "So you're from Derby then?"
Me: "uhm.. yeah.."
Dad: "Which part?"
Me: "Err.. errr..."
*a huge amount of very awkward seconds pass*
Dad: "Just Derby?"
Me: "yeah just Derby Derby basically.."
So for a good while I appeared to a complete twunt who knew nothing about where I was from, or anything for that matter. I had never been to Derby, nor had I been to the student part of "Derby Derby".
Eventually my BF told them, and next time I went into a huge amount of detail about everything I possibly could about a town I HAD actually seen in places other than an atlas.
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MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sat 21 May 2005, 0:50,
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