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When my g/f first met my parents for lunch, my Dad leant over and ate food off her plate. My mother was mortified, I was a bit confused, she thought it was wonderfull and that she'd been accepted.

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(, Thu 19 May 2005, 13:27)
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Many years ago when I was a young lad of about 15 years of age I met the neighborhood tramp. She was a cute girl and a total whore. Her father was a rather large, rather scary redneck whos hobbies included hunting and taxedermy. I started hanging around with the girl because she'd let me kiss her and stick my hands anywhere I wanted to. The first time I met her father he took me into his garage, shut the door and turned on the light. Hanging from the ceiling was a large, dead deer. Her father proceeded to evicerate the animal in front of me. As blood, guts and other unidentifiable fluids poured out onto the ground around us he warned me that if he caught me fooling around with his baby girl, he would bestow the same fate upon me.

2 weeks later I show up at the girl's house, her father is not home so we get to fooling around. I stripped her naked, as I intended on losing my virginity, pulled my pants down and thought all was well. Almost immediately the door swung open and her father was standing there. His 14 year old daughter naked and me with my pants around my ankles. I didn't say a word. I got up, pulled up my trousers and ran past him as fast as I could.

She was sent away to live with her mom the following day and I didn't manage to lose my virginity for 2 additional years.

Amusingly, I ran into the girl a few years later and ended up fucking her. Goodtimes.
(, Sun 22 May 2005, 0:54, Reply)

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