When I met the parentsWhen my g/f first met my parents for lunch, my Dad leant over and ate food off her plate. My mother was mortified, I was a bit confused, she thought it was wonderfull and that she'd been accepted.
We at B3ta are sure you've had worse than this though... tell us all about it.
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chthonic, Thu 19 May 2005, 13:27)
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Chiahuahua Ai Ai Ai!!Went round to my new g/f's place for dinner with folks. Dad offers me a beer, Mum politely questioning me about my education and where I live - this house had to be seen to be believed, her father was a major canned food supplier and the house had three wings. Beer goes through me quicker than a Porsche so asked where the toilet was.....could not find this toilet for the life of me....found a nice bathroom, so busting for a leak, I climbed up on the vanity unit and started pissing in the basin....the whole thing came away from the wall, cue father running upstairs to find me with my pants around my ankles....luckily saw the funny side, until I kicked a door shut later in the evening and squashed their dog - aforementioned chiahuahua and broke two of its ribs!
(, Mon 23 May 2005, 16:57, Reply)
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