When I met the parentsWhen my g/f first met my parents for lunch, my Dad leant over and ate food off her plate. My mother was mortified, I was a bit confused, she thought it was wonderfull and that she'd been accepted.
We at B3ta are sure you've had worse than this though... tell us all about it.
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chthonic, Thu 19 May 2005, 13:27)
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"Head wounds just do that"Okay, my stepdaughter's 13, so he's not really a boyfriend (better not be! And there better not be any shagging stories!).
This was just Saturday. I went to pick up 13 and her friend at the art fair on the court house square. 13, her friend and a boy on rollerblades are dutifully waiting for me at the assigned location (she's such a good girl).
13 and her friend get into the car and rollerblades speeds off. Much discussion of "how fine" rollerblades is, such a sweetheart and CUTE! Traffic is horrible, with much waiting. Rollerblades rolls by, flirts with the girls a second, and since we're stopped in line, he zipps right in front of me and gets smacked by an oncoming car.
She didn't hit him very hard, but his momentum flipped him into the air and headfirst onto the curb. My first words to my step's bf: "You're okay, buddy. Don't worry about all the blood. Head wounds just do that"
He's going to be fine, just needs some sticthes.
All the girls could say: "He was so cute, but now he's going to have a big scar on his head! How sad!"
Girls
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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Mon 23 May 2005, 17:25,
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