When I met the parentsWhen my g/f first met my parents for lunch, my Dad leant over and ate food off her plate. My mother was mortified, I was a bit confused, she thought it was wonderfull and that she'd been accepted.
We at B3ta are sure you've had worse than this though... tell us all about it.
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chthonic, Thu 19 May 2005, 13:27)
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Went to pick the (then) ladyfriend up from her place before a night out clubbing in London-Village, and while chilling out in her room with a beer we get a knock on the door, and it's her Mother coming in with a present for me.
It's a block of resin hash.
She asks if I would like a smoke, which I rather dubiously say yes to. (Never met this woman before). She then follows this up by asking if I'm OK at rolling up - which I wasn't really at that time - and so to help me out she calls her son in (15 yr old) and he then takes it all into his room. Minutes later a well rolled joint is presented to me and my girl. She turns it down, so it is left to me to finish this one alone.
Cue a massive Whitey on my part, as there must've been the whole block in this thing, and I had to delay going clubbing by about an hour as I recover, making myself look crap infront of my girlfriend, her mother and brother. Great.
On a side note, she did had massive norks.
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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 26 May 2005, 9:54,
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