Messing with people's headsTheophilous Thunderwulf says: What have you done to fuck with people? Was it a long, carefully planned piece of psychological warfare, or do you favour quick, off-the-cuff comments that confuse the terminally gullible? Have you been dicked with, and only realised many years later? Are you being dicked right now? Tell us everything.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:25)
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Speed Trap Head Fuck.Traffic fun? Park your car on a semi busy side street put on a luminous builders waistcoat and hold up a blow dryer. Watch how many cars slow down for your speed trap.
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The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:52,
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Related...If you're driving a fairly fast and powerful car in busy traffic, like on a motorway, sit at *absolutely bang on the speed limit*. Then watch everyone overtake you and hit the brakes as they think "shit, what's he spotted that I haven't? Where are they?"
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^^Ha ha^^Or the opposite, if you have some ball bag kissing your bumper and you come up to a speed trap, wait until the last minute to let the fucker over take.
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The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:56,
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You're not even doing anything wrong"Oh but that could cause an accident!"
Well, I'm driving at the speed limit and maintaining my situational awareness. If you don't want to have an accident, you could try not driving like a prick.
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^^This^And on the subject of driving, people that don't fucking indicate really grind my gears.*
*Cunts
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The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 12:09,
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I always indicate.I generally indicate the opposite direction. Got to keep people on their toes. Tiredness kills.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 12:57,
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i never indicate.i consider it beneath me.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 13:13,
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*Shakes fist at Janet*(
The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 13:44,
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Then you're sitting in the wrong place.(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 14:05, closed)
Only problem with thatis people will take pretty much no notice whatsoever, and overtake you.
Life will continue.
You'll use less fuel than me though, there is that.
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I do, and do you know the funny thing?They people who go past at ridiculous speeds always seem to be no further than a car or two in front when we hit the 50mph average speed camera roadworks.
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I think you shouldapply for the police force.
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Nah, don't think so...... for one thing, I don't drive like a prick.
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Only on motorways.
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