I was drunk, and decided it'd be fun.
I know my friend's phone number off by heart, and when someone needed to contact him, I passed it on. However, the person I gave it to was messing round, pretending to flirt with him, but being absolutely ridiculous about it. The final text before the big reveal of who it was texting him read 'I'm going to shit on your tits'.

As we were pretty hammered at this point, this was hilarious. The group had expanded from there being 3 of us to there being about 20 at this point, and I encouraged everyone else to send him the same message. This is the part where it got out of hand, because I thought it'd be HILARIOUS to then get everyone who was with us to text their friend, instructing them to do the same, and text 'I'm going to shit on your tits' to this one lad.

He phoned me a little while later, quite distressed. Turns out quite a few of the people had decided to send slightly more agressive texts, so as a result he'd received around 90 messages off numbers he didn't know, getting nastier and nastier as it went on. As I was drunk, and feeling a bit bad, I denied having anything to do with it.

Nearly got away with it too, before accidentally admitting I'd started it whilst his brother was in earshot. I still feel quite bad about that.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 13:08, Reply)