Messing with people's headsTheophilous Thunderwulf says: What have you done to fuck with people? Was it a long, carefully planned piece of psychological warfare, or do you favour quick, off-the-cuff comments that confuse the terminally gullible? Have you been dicked with, and only realised many years later? Are you being dicked right now? Tell us everything.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:25)
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Reverse phsycology!Let's set the scene. At the park, sitting on the big structure which is honest to god 100 feet tall. We're about 20 feet off the ground sitting in this leather cradle thing with a couple other mates.
our hero: hey dan?
Dan: what?
OH: bet you can't jump to the ground from here!
D: what? Don't be stupid, I'll break my neck!
OH: ahh *cluck* *cluck*
D: no I'm no-
Me and other mates: *CLUCK*
D: (standing on the edge) fine ill do iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...... *THUMP*
OH: oh dear.
We then scramble to the bottom to see if he's alright ( it's a rope structure with a big metal pole in the middle)
Dan was alright, he just had a bruise taking up most of his left side and lots of newfound respect from all of us.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:04, 2 replies)
Sound the paedo alarm.We have a twelve year old.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:12,
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ActuallyIm 13 :)
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 23:00, closed)
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