Is it because I is brown??
I used to go out with a lad who had some racist views (God knows why he asked me out as I am a dusky maid of mixed race).

Anyway, he ticked me off one night, so I threatened that I'd get my own back and told him a story of how I'd had one of my previous boyf's strung up between two palm trees which had been bent to cross each other & then let go - thus rending my then boyf in twain. I said it could easily be arranged as my dad was a tribal leader & it wouldn't cost v much. My boyf paled, and apologised profusely & then went v quiet. I didn't bother telling him that I'd actually seen that in an old Tarzan episode on TV. Idiot. We didn't last v long (wonder why...). Still makes me laugh.
( parttimebabe is almost there..., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:58, 5 replies)

I saw that
on one of the brain channels. It was an old Roman torture technique designed to rip you in two....Quite tame compared to the other things they got up to.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:17, closed)

*shudder* tame - but v effective (in more ways than one!)
( parttimebabe is almost there..., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:32, closed)

is "very" too difficult to spell??
try it......go on...a "v" (you can manage that bit) an "e", an "r" and lastly a "y"


good girl....now get your knickers on and make me a cup of tea!
(spinks its only kinky the first time, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 18:12, closed)

you're right, you're right... very very very (see, i can do it!) sorry...
milk & how many sugars?
and do i have to put my knickers on??
( parttimebabe is almost there..., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 16:25, closed)

Aha,
So that's why Tarzan yells like that.
(Rsoles, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:28, closed)