Messing with people's headsTheophilous Thunderwulf says: What have you done to fuck with people? Was it a long, carefully planned piece of psychological warfare, or do you favour quick, off-the-cuff comments that confuse the terminally gullible? Have you been dicked with, and only realised many years later? Are you being dicked right now? Tell us everything.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:25)
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eating someone else's bogeyI was a a yoof camp and we all ate together in a big hall. I decided it'd be fun to gross out the people on my table.
I bought a jar of cockles and ate all but one big one. I pulled all the orange bits off and what was left looked like a huge disgusting bogey. I then carefully wrapped it in a clean hankie and gave it to my accomplice.
About half way through the meal he pretended to sneeze into the hanky, then did that thing people do of looking into it, at which point I leaned across the table, snatched the bogey and ate it.
It was very effective. Everyone just stared in horror, a couple of people went green and one or two started retching.
Very successful one that.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 23:14, 3 replies)
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