Messing with people's headsTheophilous Thunderwulf says: What have you done to fuck with people? Was it a long, carefully planned piece of psychological warfare, or do you favour quick, off-the-cuff comments that confuse the terminally gullible? Have you been dicked with, and only realised many years later? Are you being dicked right now? Tell us everything.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:25)
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About two and a half years agowhen I was still in the early part of my relationship with my current wife, I took her to New York to meet my family. We had been together for about six months, so it was appropriate. I had been divorced for quite a few years, and she had been separated for about nine months and was in the process of filing papers- so at that point we had no really serious plans, but we knew it was getting to be more than a fling.
We stopped at a rest area in West Virginia as we traveled north, and as we walked toward the building she put her arm around my waist, so I put mine around her shoulders. Standard stuff in a new relationship.
An old guy with a cane coming out saw us and said, "Newlyweds on your honeymoon?"
She quickly replied, "No, we're not married."
I added, "Well, she's married- just not to me."
Pandemonium ensued.
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 0:53,
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Oh man.Any minute now you're going to post a story that is both pertinent and not tedious. I can't fucking wait. Oh boy oh man oh jeez.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 9:05,
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oh, come on now.cultural misunderstandings. electric blankets. ingrown toenails. incomprehensible americanisms (what the fuck is a pony bottle of miller?) - what's NOT to love?
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 9:19,
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Shit.Perhaps we're being dicked right now? Perhaps all these tales of mundanity are a cunning ruse and we're about to be totally trolled right up. Shiiiit.
Or maybe he's just dull as fuck.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 9:57,
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Well that pretty much confirms the second hypothesis.Thanks, McDull.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 10:28,
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Have you looked over your history of answers to the QOTW lately?
People who live in glass privies...
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Sun 15 Jan 2012, 1:15,
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Excellent use of the playground "I know you are but what am I" riposte.I am bested. Have mercy on me, Sir Dreary. Mercy.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 8:52,
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Consider it more of a challenge....in that I challenge you to post something funny for once, rather than your usual bitchy slagging off of everyone else. I don't believe that you are capable of it.
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Sun 15 Jan 2012, 18:57,
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No problem.Just remind me who you are and why I should care? You look like a blue name noob but from your irritation I can only assume you've been upset with me before. Perhaps you should just have a cup of tea and leave the internetting to the grown ups?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 8:52,
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Well, if you go through the Best Of pagesyou'll see my user name frequently. Apparently you're in the minority with your opinion of my stories.
On the other hand, I think I've seen you on one once.
The conclusion is pretty obvious.
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:22,
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Yup.You're a tedious dick and you think having a handful of votes on here compensates for being a tedious dick. Bravo, internet winner.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 21:26,
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Awww, u mad bro?Sorry, but the voters have spoken.
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 22:52,
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Since you ask...allow me to enlighten you.
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:47,
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