Messing with people's headsTheophilous Thunderwulf says: What have you done to fuck with people? Was it a long, carefully planned piece of psychological warfare, or do you favour quick, off-the-cuff comments that confuse the terminally gullible? Have you been dicked with, and only realised many years later? Are you being dicked right now? Tell us everything.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:25)
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Thus slowly and painfully killing your flatmateas his breath became more and more ragged and his lungs simply couldn't get enough oxygen into them to sustain his brain and heart. He died with your name on his lips.
You know that wicked smile you sometimes visualise after you've had a bad nightmare?
That's him and the old lady.
Waiting for you.
EDIT: To break your legs I'd've clocked you on the back of the noggin to incapacitate you, then I'd cable-tie you wrists to your ankles and lay you on your back. The I'd chock a piece of wood between your knees and got to town on your knees with an old cricket bat - I just love the smack of flesh and bone on willow. I'd probably also bugger you with the handle but I might felate you because I'd been so rude.
EDIT: EDIT: Sorry for lack dread or uncertaintiez.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 6:13, 1 reply)
Just one question:Does your bat come with one of those rubber sleeve grips or the more traditional tape based grips?
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