Messing with people's headsTheophilous Thunderwulf says: What have you done to fuck with people? Was it a long, carefully planned piece of psychological warfare, or do you favour quick, off-the-cuff comments that confuse the terminally gullible? Have you been dicked with, and only realised many years later? Are you being dicked right now? Tell us everything.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:25)
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That's a beautifully crafted bit of scientifish gobblediwank.There's nothing in the rules for patents that prevents them from being utterly impractical nonsense. They just have to be novel and non-obvious. Which that absolutely is.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 16:31,
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AyeIt's the bit where the originator describes, very clearly, a brief episode of short term memory loss and concludes that since he can't remember walking the last 50 odd yards he must have been teleported.
That struck me as not being even slightly obvious...
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DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 16:36,
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He's leapt into my top five fruitloops list.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 17:49,
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Novel, non obvious,And industrially applicable (or some similar term). The last one means you can't patent something that doesn't work (in the EU at least, not sure about the US), or that only works for a specific person (e.g. Method for getting my cat tibbles down from the tree in my neighbour's back garden).
*is applying for jobs at patent attorneys*
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Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Sun 15 Jan 2012, 19:01,
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