Waaaaay beyond gullible.......
At work a few years ago a new guy started- an incredibly shy Indian fellow named Jaiz who never said anything to anyone, but rather smiled and chuckled away at whatever anyone else had said.

Anoother coworker('W') was, and I suspect still is, a gullible moron. The character traits described allowed us to create a rich backstory for the former that the latter would swallow up as if God had dictated it to him himself.

Jaiz wasn't an Indian scientist over here for a year while he worked on some thesis, no. He actually came from Gateshead and had bred lurchers in his spare time. He boxed as a youth and had come down south following an 'incident' with some gangsters that ended with one of them being killed and the other one being confined to a wheelchair. The heat was on Jaiz (not his real name, apparently) and he'd come down here as part of a witness protection scheme. We had found this out after we found him pissed in a pub one night and he'd had 17 pints of Guinness. He was married to 'The lovely Sandra' who was a ring girl at one of his fights. Oh, and he was an accomplished downhill skier too.

It got to the point where Jaiz would get a Christmas card made out to 'J and Sandra' and would be greeted with 'Wai-ai man!' every morning.

Length? I wish it had gone on for longer but Jaiz had to go back home. (India, not Gateshead!) At his leaving do we got a confession out him him that he thought W was either stupid or insane and to be careful around him.
(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 20:57, 1 reply)

Lovely touch with the downhill skiing.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 9:06, closed)