Messing with people's headsTheophilous Thunderwulf says: What have you done to fuck with people? Was it a long, carefully planned piece of psychological warfare, or do you favour quick, off-the-cuff comments that confuse the terminally gullible? Have you been dicked with, and only realised many years later? Are you being dicked right now? Tell us everything.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:25)
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I'll admonish you in a minute...A good skill of mine is sounding authoritative even when spouting copious amounts of rollocks. This allows me to convince friends of spurious facts etc that are so unbelievable that they are believable.
Sitting in a pub with my friend Kim, we got on to the meanings of words. I convinced her that the word "admonish" meant 'to wave ones penis wildly in another persons face'.
I didn't expect her to believe this for a minute, but she accepted this. I have since got her to confirm the meaning of admonish to other friends, leading to being threatened with an admonishing is not just a mild threat but something to be avoided.
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:26, Reply)
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