Messing with people's heads
Theophilous Thunderwulf says: What have you done to fuck with people? Was it a long, carefully planned piece of psychological warfare, or do you favour quick, off-the-cuff comments that confuse the terminally gullible? Have you been dicked with, and only realised many years later? Are you being dicked right now? Tell us everything.
( , Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:25)
Theophilous Thunderwulf says: What have you done to fuck with people? Was it a long, carefully planned piece of psychological warfare, or do you favour quick, off-the-cuff comments that confuse the terminally gullible? Have you been dicked with, and only realised many years later? Are you being dicked right now? Tell us everything.
( , Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:25)
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I'm probably a bit too horrible to my Nan
But it's all smiles at the end of the day. On her sixtieth birthday, when I was about thirteen, we were all having a nice family game of pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey. Which was entertaining for all of ooh... five minutes? Something had to give.
A quick explanatory aside- said donkey had been stuck to the door to the cupboard under the stairs, and had a very quiet door handle.
So whilst my poor Gran is blindfolded and being span around to disorient her good and proper, I crept forward, and opened the door, and in she walked. And then I closed the door again.
How three generations of a family kept from giggling I will never know. I'm pretty damn sure that my Nan is the only person to ever try playing pin the tail on the washing machine though.
( , Mon 16 Jan 2012, 23:11, 8 replies)
But it's all smiles at the end of the day. On her sixtieth birthday, when I was about thirteen, we were all having a nice family game of pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey. Which was entertaining for all of ooh... five minutes? Something had to give.
A quick explanatory aside- said donkey had been stuck to the door to the cupboard under the stairs, and had a very quiet door handle.
So whilst my poor Gran is blindfolded and being span around to disorient her good and proper, I crept forward, and opened the door, and in she walked. And then I closed the door again.
How three generations of a family kept from giggling I will never know. I'm pretty damn sure that my Nan is the only person to ever try playing pin the tail on the washing machine though.
( , Mon 16 Jan 2012, 23:11, 8 replies)
Check the details of the Will because I'm pretty sure the old girl will have the last laugh.
( , Tue 17 Jan 2012, 8:59, closed)
To my favourite grandson
I leave this:
See the £350 grand I left to your sister? Ask her to buy a good sized house with it, make sure it has a large cupboard under the stairs. Maybe she'll let you sleep there, you little fucking twerp.
Love, Nan.
( , Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:41, closed)
I leave this:
See the £350 grand I left to your sister? Ask her to buy a good sized house with it, make sure it has a large cupboard under the stairs. Maybe she'll let you sleep there, you little fucking twerp.
Love, Nan.
( , Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:41, closed)
You haven't been watching
homes under the hammer, have you?
Lucy Alexander. Would you? I can never decide. She's a bit podgy, but hmm . . . Dunno. I think probably I would.
( , Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:13, closed)
homes under the hammer, have you?
Lucy Alexander. Would you? I can never decide. She's a bit podgy, but hmm . . . Dunno. I think probably I would.
( , Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:13, closed)
I'd certainly put her home under my hammer!
By which I mean I'd like to have sexual intercourse with her.
( , Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:26, closed)
By which I mean I'd like to have sexual intercourse with her.
( , Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:26, closed)
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